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THE
BADMINTON PLAYER’S PRAYER
Oh
Lord give me the strength to run the hills
Without the need for energy pills
To endure the downpour of the rain
Ignoring the blisters and the pain
To bear the track shoes as they rub
“Some of us older ones could have been at the pub”
Move
to the circuit with “her indoors”
Off goes the whistle, down the sweat pours
Then on to the team fitness relays and more
The energy comes, but from where I don’t know
Then
sit ups, and stretches to ease aching limbs
You think you’ve just finished
Then “dodge ball” begins
My
body is aching
My brain has gone numb
It’s the end of the session
I think it’s been fun
A. Victim |